No need to beat around the bush...

Tags: Easter Sunday, Church

Nothing but professionals for the Holy Thursday Passion Play...

Tags: Holy Thursday, Passion Play, Annointing, Jesus, Last Supper

The church Art Department wanted to make Lent FUN!

I would have expected him to be less bitter...

Lenten Special

Religious Product Placement...

It's A Festivus Miracle!...

A Little Hard to Swallow

From The Mouths Of Babes...

Merry Christmas To All, And To All A New PlayStation 3...

Who will come up with funny ideas now?!

I Didn't Say I Wouldn't Post About Him Over Here, Dammit!

Apparently, Even The Almighty Wants To Rub It In...

Toby Keith, Master Theologian...

Do you see what we're up against?

Now THAT'S a Sermon!

Now That's Scary

Halloween Tips From Your Friends At Progressive Christianity...

Noah Fucking Way!

Some Good Ol' Fashioned Christian Guilt Oughta Do The Trick...

The Last Thing You Want Is A Half-Assed Apocalypse...

Ye Of Little Faith...

And Rightly So, Buncha Pussies!

The Secrets Of The DaVinci Code - Revealed!

Forgive me father for I have sinned...

Rebound That Matzo Ball, Rebound That Ball - Woo!

I'm Looking At You, Gwyneth

Christians Are Precious

Perfect For A Heavenly Nap...

Christian Handicapping...

Stryper, Anyone?

God's Had It With You People. Don't you SEE That?

Father O'Malley wanted confession to appeal to a younger crowd...

The Ones For The Habakkuk Fan Club Are Next Sunday

Fire up the grill...

Divine Peer Pressure...

As Part Of A Wager, The Ephesians Must Now Dress Like Sodomites For An Entire Week...

Contraception the way God intended…

Much Better Than That Lame-Ass St. John...

I'm An Eighth Level Apostle...

When all else fails...

Is It Heaven Or 7-11?

Heart of Gold...

Movement of the People...Kind of

Discover Your Own "Burning Bush"

And The "Tit" in Titus...

Jonesin' for Jesus?

Who Says Tuna And Marshmallows Can't Coexist In The Same Dish?

If You Can't Stand The Heat...

Safety First...